Photo: Mars. Credit: NASABy Tim Colin
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Well it is clear we have gone to war with the rock monsters on Mars. The laser on the Mars Curiosity Rover is clearly a weapon to destroy the Martian Rock Monsters. However, are the rock monsters on mars so evil that we should destroy them to save ourselves on the red planet, or are the rock monsters of mars simply trying to defend themselves from an alien invasion.
To get an educated opinion of our recent encounters with the rock monsters on mars, I have convinced my employer (thecollinbrandt) to pay the necessitated fines to get our scientific advisor out of prison.
Just recently our scientific advisor just got out of prison for mail fraud. He said it was obvious to him that the Obama Administration was intent on war with the rock monsters on Mars. Professor Ima Bigliar stated to me that he had been to the planet Mars many times and that the Rock Monsters were only a menace to the alien world persons who went there to steal the universally rare and sought after Martian pubic stones. The Martian pubic stones have a very fine and hair-like feel to them which makes them universally sought after.
These hairy ball-like stones are so sought after that they of course bid-up in price on social networks like trog-balloons and grubya. At any rate, it is likely our current laser-blasting successes on the planet mars will not bode well in the long run for humans. After all, blasting ones rocks with a laser cannot be a sign of superior intelligence.
